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Written by Lloyds Apple   
Monday, 30 June 2008

Every Thursday I've been involved in a kickball league where sobriety is frowned upon and good times are had by all. It is the World Adult Kickball Association and it is a great time. My team, I'd Hit It, just finished out the regular season undefeated after drilling the only other undefeated team 11-3--our biggest victory yet. We have a bye week this week but will return next week in a 4 team playoff, where the winning team will go to Las Vegas. The excitement is unreal.

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In addition, my old college roommate and I just entered a beer pong tournament (The First Annual "Big Knockers" Beer Pong Tournament), which some kickass organized people held at a house party in celebration of a friends 30th birthday party. There were 20 teams in all and we played under the name I'd Hit It and we tore shit up. That's right, just like our college days, we steamrolled through the competition, beating "DJ's" 10-3 in the final round, resulting in a $100 cash prize (supposedly--gonna have to follow-up on that oneMoney mouth). Anyways, we were naturally team I'd Hit It because have had so much success under that name in kickball and we are now a combined 11-0 between sports.

What I'm trying to say is team I'd Hit It brings it hard on a daily basis. What I'm trying to say is we turn it up until the ear drums pop out. What I'm trying to say is--we are about to take over the planet.

In celebration, I was really loud, obnoxious, chugged a can a beer and smashed it over my forehead. Clearly Lloyds Apple stands for "Class Act."

More updates concerning the Kickball Tourney will follow. People say that my teammates and I, whom consists of 20+ people of guys and girls evenly distributed, are overly "intense." I just say 11-0. We prove it on a daily basis. Get Some! And I pretty much say that stuff on loop, driving all the people I work with absolutely mad (aka annoyed in a subtly amused, clearly jealous way). If they happen to disagree with my premise that the things I'm involved with are not completely redefining what it means to be awesome, I tell them they are haters. And yeah, personally speaking, I'm fucking out-of-control and would not have it any other way.

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