{mosimage} After months of toiling away for the site, I finally received my DeathRattleSports.com t-shirt in the mail. Along with the shirt came a short note mentioning that the shirt would turn the person who wore it into a "Babe Magnet." Of course, the shirt got there while I was at work, prompting my puzzled wife to give me a call and ask what was I doing with a "Babe Magnet" Shirt?

Thinking quickly, I uttered, "it's for a writing expertiment I am conducting. I am going to test out the inherit charm of a DeathRattleSprots.com T-shirt on the female species." Knowing full work that I am still working on the an article called, "My guide to an Alien Abduction," my wife let it go with a simple, "uh.. oh?"

Of course, this left me with a problem,I now had to conduct the experiemnt. Being an Engineer by trade, I quickly decided that if I let a single friend wear "the hollowed shirt" to a Super Bowl Party, I could gauge the sacred powers of the shirt in attracting woman. Mine you, had I been single, or been able to pry the wedding band off of me without leaving a hideous mark, I would have conducted the experiment myself.

I found a geniune pig, or rather a friend, who was off to a Super Bowl party and I gave him very specific instructions on what to do. You need to make the shirt visible to every woman at the party and do so without spilling dip on it. If they ask about the shirt, engage in conversation. Tell them that you are a writer for the hottest sports site on the Web, and that this is the company shirt they issued as a Christmas present. Off he went with a slight look of confusing. "Bro, what then?" he asked. "Do what come natural," I said, "only not with the shirt on please!."

Forty Five minutes later, I received a call from my confused friend.

"Dude, what have I written about? " he asked.

"Sports man, sports! It's a sports site!" I answered.

"Yeah, but like what?" he asked in a hush tone. "I got someone asking," he added.

"Is she hot?" I asked.

"Well, maybe, I mean, she's alright. She is not like that Ashley Russell girl you mentioned."

"She will have to do, I guess...don't worry, I will take some poetic license with it when I write the story," I assured him.

"Can you write in that I scored with her?" he asked.

"We'll see...now get back in there, and get me a story," I urged.

"Okay man, but I don't BS as good as you."

"Wing it."

"Gotcha."

I did not hear from my friend again til Tuesday, when he presented me with a freshly washed and folded shirt.

"Well, well, did the shirt help?" I asked.

"Yeah man, it's like I was that 007 guy you know...a bit of a mystery and all," he said.

"And the girl? The girl?"

"Oh, her...I am seeing her Friday."

I smile. "The shirt huh?"

"Naw, I promised her I get her into Disney."

"Well, that's not how I will write it," I said.

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Lloyds Apple said:

	Interesting case study. What I've found is that yes, you can most certainly "get some" through a DeathRattleSports shirt. I'm not saying it will become automatic but the odds raise fast. So if you are at 5% and then pop the shirt on, you are now looking at a 75% of getting laid. Buy now--get some---thank me later and share your story.
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JEH45 said:

	The crap is flowing on a Monday morning. I haven't noticed any difference with the women as attracting them has never been a particular problem. My fishing, on the other hand, has surely improved.
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JEH45 said:

	PS Gotham-being an engineer by trade does your deathrattle shirt accomodate a pocket protector?
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	((PS Gotham-being an engineer by trade does your deathrattle shirt accomodate a pocket protector?)) Dude that hurts... I am an Enigneer not a Geek...I have never worn a pocket protector...which I guess makes me a rebel that will never make it to management, but I can live with the fact...
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Confused said:

I work at a casting agency in LOS ANGELES, have been here for SEVEN years, and I would LOVE to give you some advice on this "ashley rusell" person... She has to be one of the most UNtalented "hosts" I have ever seen... listen to the way she reads... I wish we could contact her to schedule some "on screen" tips because she CLEARLY has ZERO experience... Big (fake) boobs is all you see isn't it.... So sad.... do all men want to bed a ditzy blond with fake t@ts??? OOOPS my bad she not even a "real blond"... lol idiot men

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whitey said:

	whether she likes whites or blacks she's still a ditz...I bet she sucks d!ck all the same.. Last time I checked a black d!ck and a white d!ck were the same.. (maybe a little size difference...lol)
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