{mosimage} I'm baaaack! After an extended time away I am back to spit out the truth behind the truth behind the lies behind the confusion behind the scenes. All through a system that most humans can't begin to understand, except with what they see with their eyes--my hot ass and some sweet recruiting tig bitties. It's a high school experiment gone bad. It's a scientist gone mad. It's...drum roll please...The Super Model. Bling, blang!

Recruiting season for 2008 is approaching signing day, which means there are always a couple handfuls of big time prospects that will commit to their chosen school, leaving those finishing 2-5 scratching their nuggets. Here's what the most overvalued (by fans of schools after them) prospects are thinking this very second.

Terrelle Pryor: Tom Luginbill, ESPN's main recruiting chronic masturbater, has claimed Pryor is deciding between LSU and Oregon. Pryor of course has not visited either school as of now. It is said he'll visit Oregon but he'll barely have over a day to enjoy the campus in between a very busy basketball schedule. He'd have to visit Eugene in Nike speed (swoooosh). His visit to UM was less than climactic. His interest in OSU has never wavered. Pryor has his bags packed and his roommates chosen--he's a Buckeye.

Darrell Scott: The recruitment of Scott very much resembles the Terrelle Pryor saga. Like Pryor, Scott seems to be enjoying messing with peoples minds. He is also texting fellow recruits (for CU--like Pryor and OSU) and talking to a relative (an uncle) who plays for Colorado (like Pryor with his cousin at UM). Darrell Scott recently visited Texas and loved it. Plus, Jamaal Charles declared for the draft and Scott says that makes UT more "enticing" than CU. Yeah, Scott is eating this stuff up. He'll be a Buffalo and one of their biggest recruits at RB ever.

Julio Jones: Roll Tide. There was some mention in the Gainesville Sun that on his visit to the Florida Gators he was recruiting guys to Oklahoma. That story was later changed. He's going to 'Bama folks. Have fun Nick Saban, Jones may remind you of Plaxico Burress.

Josh Jenkins: Jenkins once committed to WVU and then WVU imploded. He visited Florida State but the Seminoles don't present a "stable" situation either. Ohio State wins by default to give them the best O-line class in the nation. Are we talking National title games or recruiting battles?

DeAndre Brown: He was once an Ole Miss lock but since the coaching change it's obvious he's going to the LSU Tigers.

Jamie Harper: Jamie Harper is going to Clemson because he likes the school colors plus he is comfortable with the place. For those who think that's superficial, please stop stairing at my boobs; perv!

Brandon Harris: Harris wants to play early for a program that is set to have success. His visit to UCF indicates they don't have to be a top notch program. In addition, his visits to Miami and Florida indicates that he's a Florida boy. If anyone stands a chance of getting him out of the sunshine state it's LSU. But first your gonna need to lure him out of Miami, which ain't gonna happen. Their elite recruiting class solidifies this fact....Hurricane for life baby!

Jerrell Harris: Harris is staying in the state of Alabama but whether it ends up the Clemson Tigers or Crimson Tide is the real question. Truth is, Harris has favored Auburn since before his visit and nothing happened to change that fact, only cement it as truth.

T.J. Bryant: Bryant is squeezing in visits all over the country as of late. He likes to travel but not that much. He's staying in his hometown and playing for the Florida State Seminoles.

Nicholas Perry: Perry loved his visit to USC but he has relationships built with Michigan. MSU is said to be on the outside looking in but really, they're just outside. Perry is going to UM, reminding Rodriguez why he left West Virginia.

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JEH45 said:

	Well I guess that all makes about as much sense as anything else I have read.
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