{mosimage} I got to the office today and realized the plan I had laid out was left at home, which pissed me off. When I thought about it a bit, that's not the only thing that pisses me off. A bunch of stuff, in fact, pisses me off. Even the term "pisses me off" pisses me off. What the hell does it mean? Why the fuck do people say it? Jerks me off makes sense. Rub me off--even better. But for the life of me I can't figure out why people started saying pisses me off whenever the hell they started saying it.

With that, here are a few other things that urinates me off.

Surfing:

I've lived in Florida for 7 years, own 3 surfboards and absolutely suck at surfing. First of all, natives of the east coast of Florida have the huge advantage of being beach bums for the first 18 years of their lives, something I did not have growing up around corn fields. Surfing requires you to be in shape, which for me is an issue right now. It also is best if you can go out a couple times a week. I've gotten into wakeboarding, scurfing and other water endeavors but nothing is even close to as difficult as surfing. Plus, it's tough to even get out beyond the break on many days in Florida for those of us who are challenged. The chop is rough and often times the waves blow. Really, these are just ready made excuses for a lazy ass like myself. I need to get out more.

BCS:

As JEH45 noted, It Is Time For a College Playoff. 45 sums it up best and when it comes down to it playoffs are much needed. People hate college football analysts because of the constant trupmetting for their favorite teams. You don't see this with the NFL or NCAA Basketball media peoples. It is aggravating. Some of these college folk have their heads too far up their political agenda's to notice what is needed and what people want; a playoff.

Panda:

Panda is my dog, a lab/pit mut who I've talked about before (Pit bull talks about Michael Vick). Panda is potty and poopy trained but for whatever reason has decided to start taking dumps (again, taking dumps?) when I'm gone and she started growling. She is a nice, intensely loyal dog but this pooping thing is dumb. When she is alone her anxiety goes into overdrive, forcing her to poo sometimes, I guess. She'll also growl at strangers (including kids) and when a guest comes or someone she know and she's been alone for awhile, she's likely to pee in excitement. I usually greet her outside. In sum, Panda is a great house pet in theory but in reality she is a mental basket case. A tangled web of insecurities, loneliness and confusion. I've watched Ceasar's Way or whatever it's called. That guy is a dog expert and offers good advice. My only issue is he wants people to walk their dogs all damn day, which is not possible. Panda got walked this morning and was happy as can be. Then when I left, she was looking for something sharp to cut herself.

Additonal things:

Relationships can piss me off and dramatically heightens how much everything else pisses me off.

Hillary Clinton pisses me off.

Money pisses me off when I don't have much of it.

3 straight losses in the title game for Ohio State in b-ball and football pisses me off.

The writer's strike pisses me off and I'm sick of re-runs. I'm also sick of being sick of re-runs. I'm not sick of reality shows, which is sad.

That's all for now.

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Joemama said:

	Bad day Spike???? Does someone need some LOVE'N???? Take a CHILL PILL, it can only get BETTER!!
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January 23, 2008
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Lloyds Apple said:

	I'm feelin' good now JoeMama. I just needed a hug.
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January 24, 2008
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JEH45 said:

	actually Lloyds-thinking about it-you piss me off.
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January 24, 2008
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