{mosimage}Yes, I admit to sneaking a few peeks at that other hack of a sports site known as Rivals.com, while still toiling away on articles for DeathRattleSports.com. But if truth be told, it isn't really for their latest updates on high school recruiting or the profile of my favorite college players, its all because of Ashley Russell. Yes, call me shallow if you have to, just don't block my PC while Ashley tries to bring me up to date on the latest in high profile recruits.

Which makes me wonder, when are we going to sign Ashley Russell away from that wannabe sport site? What's that? We don't have enough in the budget yet? Well, let me help out, I am officially starting the "Bring Ashley Russell to DeathRattleSports.com" fund. Yes, for every ten cents I make on this site, I am going to throw a penny in the Ashley fund. Who is with me on this?

Well, if we can't book Ashley, what's wrong with an actress or some of the local talent we got? You can scratch Alyssa Milano off the list though, she will be will be jumping to TBS Hot Corner in September. That's right, one of the former Charmed sister will be a correspondent on the show. TBS understands the subtle mix that is required in order to do battle for viewership. Besides Alyssa Milano is a life long fan of the game, or so she claims. To prove it see dated Dodger pitcher Brad Penny. On a side note, Penny put in a Cy Young worthy performance this year. Hey, I heard Hilary Duff is dating a hockey player, maybe she could pinch hit.

But I digress, this is about Ashley and for Deathrattlesports.com darn it. Before the editors interrupt and cut short my article, I do understand budget constraints, honest lyI do. But what's wrong with running an Ashley look-a-like contest? Who knows, we may attract someone who actually knows sports...oh, and manages to look good. Wouldn't that place us a step ahead of Rivals.com? Think about it. We would be that sports site that has that girl that looks good and knows sports. Well, I've done my part. I made the proposal. It's really up to management now. I am sure they will do the right thing.

Ashley Russell Profile Page : Russell's Profile Page is filled with guy's longing for Ashley Russell.

Check out her "About Me". She basically admits to being superwoman.

I am a TV HOST, an ACTRESS, a SPORTS REPORTER, an ENTREPENEUR, a former OWNER and PRESIDENT of AMAX MODEL TALENT AGENCY, a WRITER, a Hoosier and Notre Dame FAN for life, a hard WORKER, a big THINKER, a RISK TAKER, a BELIEVER in God, a loud LAUGHER, a problem SOLVER, a former softball PLAYER and competitive GYMNAST, a SKIER, a TRAVELER, a Led Zeppelin BUFF, an OPTIMIST, a quick LEARNER, a PERFECTIONIST, a DAUGHTER, a SISTER, a COUSIN, a loyal FRIEND, a GODMOTHER, a GROOMSWOMAN, a huge animal ENTHUSIAST, a MIDWESTERN GIRL at heart but a converted SOUTHERN BELLE, a very speedy DRIVER, a movie QUOTER, a scary movie FANATIC, a wine ENTHUSIAST, a seafood LOVER, A party PLANNER, a blessings COUNTER, an vintage record COLLECTOR , a go-GETTER, a proud PET-PARENT, an EXTOVERT, an ORGANIZER, a smart COOKIE, a spiritual SOUL....and an all around nice GIRL.

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JEH45 said:

	Gotham: You got this right. Come on Lloyds-step up to the plate.
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	That's all I am saying my good man...If we got a Marketing Budget to spend...let's make sure we spend it wisely...I am only thinking of the site and the team...
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Judge said:

	JEH 45 and Lloyds Apple - I know both of you and your ladies. Any signing better be for purely professional reasons
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	Now Judge what other reasons would there be?...Besides Good Marketing?...I am jsut wanting to make a buck by insuring that we have a proper flow of people to the site. I am sure JEH45 and Lloyds are thinking the exact same thing....
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Lloyds Apple said:

	Gotham sounds like our new publicist....or stalker. No skating on thin ice here.
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	While I can neither confirm nor deny the stalker allegations (my lawyer has often told me I do not need to talk about such things in a public forum)...I would be more than happy to provide the right amount of spin to a topic, for the sake of site growth.
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September 20, 2007
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JEH45 said:

	Stalker or publicist-who gives a shit. Gotham is on to something here and it is time for Lloyds to step up.
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September 21, 2007
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	Thanks JEH45 !!!...I think???.... Come on now, we are suppose to be "Media Friendly"....you take a cam corder... stand by the UCF fountain with cue cards..and you flag down 1/2 a dozen pretty girls to read them...they sign a release and wham...you are off and running....OH, most important, they have to wear the offical Deathrattlesports.com shirt...I mean there is one right?...
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Lloyds Apple said:

	Gotham is correct. I'm on it. We'll be ordering shirts, among other things, soon. We will then begin implementing some of the above complex marketing strategies mentioned by Gotham ASAP.
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Gotham Dark Knight said:

	Lloyd's it only gets compelx when you do not get them to sign a release...lol...
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