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Pat Forde Reminds me why I hate ESPN: Kill that fucking mouse! Print E-mail
Written by Lloyds Apple   
Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Pat Forde does a good job for ESPN (ESPiN). He's knowledgeable, experienced and in his latest column shows he's an ass kissing smug bitch; a perfect fit for Mickey Mouse evil empire. The company that has taken over college football and all of sports to create a monopoly and it seems there is not a damn thing any of us can do about it.

{mosimage}ESPiN has not only taken over the sports world but they've also taken over my favorite video games with their alliance to EA Sports. I know some of the EA guys, and yes, they are brainwashed as well. Don't bite the hands that feeds you, I guess, they act like I'm paranoid when pointing out the countless reason why ESPiN sucks huge wanker.

So when the Big Ten created the Big Ten Network, with hopes of making additional coin and taking their product back from the vast array ESPiN assmunchers, it's not a surprise that the Entertainment Network would poke fun at the Big Ten; one of their few competitors.

You see, ESPiN always ripped on the Big Ten anyways, so this is nothing new. Their commentators say stupid shit, only to be proven wrong and never feel the need to apologize. Lost in the Big Ten Network dispute with cable companies (don't get me started on cable companies), was the fact that the Big Ten Network, if successful, is creating a road that hopefully other conferences can follow. This will allow ultimate control within conferences and give fans a reason not to tune in to the Mickey/Minnie Mouse commentators many have grown to HATE.

But, this point has been lost and now that the Big Ten is having a down year, and the arrogant jokes can be heard from those who have reached the pinnacle in their sports journalism professions.

What Pat Forde, looking for a raise? Sucking Johnson is not enough, now you have to write columns criticizing the only conference that has the gonads to stand up to you pricks? It appears so...

Here's his latest column: Link

It's not that he pokes fun at the Big Ten that bothers me, that's understandable this year, it's that he makes fun of the network. It's sort of the equivalent to the governor of Texas taking shots at Alaska for producing shitty high school talent or even attempting to produce high school talent. Sure, Alaska scratches out some talent but nowhere near the numbers a state the size of Texas does. The Big Ten Network is a NEW sports channel, which should make the average fan of sports happy. But not Pat Forde, no, he knows where he collects his check and his jaw is getting tired, so he'll dedicate witty remarks towards the little competition they have.

It takes zero balls, class and balls (worth repeating) to do this, but he did.

Fuck you ESPiN. Fuck you Pat Forde. Fuck you!

Hopefully fans across the nation jump off the monopolized bandwagon and wake up to the reality that all it is doing is watering down the market. This also goes for the alliances they take, whether it is with EA Sports or anyone else.

Anyways, it really just pisses me off. Stay tuned for my next column, where I relay the greatest team of all-time...for 2007...according to the ESPiN rat bastards who not only make ALL of the money but have to rub it in our faces at the same time.

Other Pat Forde haters include:

Drop Dead Pat Forde

Pat Forde, Your Credibilty is Deader than Bo Schembechler

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JEH45 said:

Lloyds: Lay off the mouse. Mickey rocks! Go ahead and say what you want about the other rat bastards, but leave the mouse out of it.
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September 19, 2007
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wpeery said:

What up Lloyds,

You give your opinion the way it should be...you serve it up straight and with passion. I like that about you. I'm not a big Pat Forde hater, but I like to see somebody bring an opinion and bring it hard... that's exactly what you did.
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September 20, 2007
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apop said:

Pat Forde is a royal ass. Smug is the perfect word for that over-coifed graying piece of crap. He's like Larry David except without the sense of humor and irony.
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