News has blended with entertainment. Sex has blended with sports. You've probably heard media person's analyzing themselves and their industry, begrudgingly talking about Paris Hilton instead of the war over over in that desert somewhere.

Media has collectively aided this blending in order to attract viewers. Viewers like to be entertained.

That's not really what this is about.

It's all over the web. Go to ourbookofscrap.com and you can vote for who the hottest sports wife/gf is. That's fun. GirlsGoneSports is funny. Lauren's profile says it best.

Classy dame. College student. Short girl, however what I lack in height I make up for in breast. I make Steve Mcqueen look like a student driver. I once did a 45 second keg stand.

These are all just a reflection of Hugh Hefner and Playboy. Playboy has set beauty standards in America. When Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard posed for Playboy, she was banking on what others already were; her boobies. As it turns out, Amanda Beard is naked underneath her clothes. That is an easy story for the Entertainment Sports Network. On Mike and Mike in the Morning, Beard talked about not being the prototypical nude model because she has "curves" and stuff. This makes her sound noble for posing nude but that is crap. She did it for money. And no, she does not look like most girls. She trains all day and is a genetic freak who happens to not be built like a steroid filled genetic freak--with a cute face. Cha-Ching!

Dating back since really long ago, images have been painted of nude women, translating to good times in museums. In 400 years when people look back at our societies "art" the first thing a guy may do is check out the pages of Playboy. Or Hustler. Or donkeys and women. Or maybe they don't like to mix nature and sex, so they'll watch the old Animal Planet clips to check out what the planet used to look like. What do you know, they are showing Kangaroo's fornicating. The resistance proves futile. Back to the point, maybe when they look back 400 years they will see how unique the world of sports once was. How athletes continually conquered old records. Bigger, stronger and faster ruled the airwaves. It's no wonder we marvel at ourselves when every 5 years we're all trying to change.

New standards of beauty. Boob jobs. Men shaving stuff. Men wearing makeup. Face lifts. Not all of it is original, but it is how we entertain ourselves these days. The old hippie war protest days are over. Now we only get naked for money.

My general tendency is to write about things that don't promote the use of Vaseline. As much as pictures of beautiful woman may be appealing, it's not what I seek when looking for sports news. I'm not really against the sextainment movement or anything but I'm getting confused. Poop jokes define the essence of who I am.

We have the E channel, who at times talks about sports and politics. We have ESPN, who at times talks about hollywood stars and politics. Then you have the nightly news, who at times talks about Hollywood and sports. Is it possible that we have media outlets who only focus on certain issues? If you want to watch Seinfeld, go to channel 112. If you want war news, go to channel 16. Hot girls in sports, channel 10. Hollywood shit, channels 1-5. Paris Hilton, channel 666. No, this is not possible. Authentic is sooo yesterday.

These days, we are good at blending things. We rock and we rap with some techno beats mixed in and hotties sprinkled all over the video; one black, one asian, one latino and two white--a blonde and a brunette. That's is a hell of a mix. Throw in some little people and you've got a hit.

We've created sports, porn and politics for amusement. Through boredom. Now, we're mixing it all together like a five year at a McDonalds soda machine. Then get bored with it and throw it away.

Just so, in 400 years, someone will pick it up and laugh, ponder and beat off---only to think about how some things will never change.

Here is a video clip that may be of interest

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DCSrcrap said:

	You just got yourself a new reader. Nice job.
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Lloyds Apple said:

	DC- Thanks. We plan on adding you guys to our site index when we expand it.
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The Sports Hernia said:

	Freakin' hilarious. Nice work.
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Christinamedia said:

	This was hilarious, not at all what I thought it was going to be about, but hilarious. And, for the record, a 5 year old at McDonald's is not the only type of person who mixes their fountain drinks together...It's called a Suicide and it's Delicious!
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ZoSo said:

	I cannot agree more.... Poop jokes are hilarious
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keepler said:

	haha. she doesn't deserve to be there.
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